Caution Wet Floor

by Zombie Attack On Massachusetts

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released November 22, 2014

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Track Name: Retarded
Oh mother, Oh father
Just let me tell you what I really am
Disturbed and bothered
But in the end, I don’t give a damn
Hero, Zero
two choices that seem good to me
Picasso and Miro
could have blended well in my family tree

Sometimes I feel like I belong astray
Sometimes I’d like to throw it all away
Maybe It’s just my mind who’s playing against me
Or honestly, maybe it’s me, who’s retarded

Thrown away, Forgotten
that’s what it seems like when I don’t fit
Alone and rotten
is how I feel in front of this shit
Reality and fiction
people don’t see the difference
Confusion, constriction
hit me when I peek over fence

Sometimes I feel like I belong astray
Sometimes I’d like to throw it all away
Maybe It’s just my mind who’s playing against me
Or honestly, maybe it’s me, who’s retarded
Track Name: Think About You
I spent 6 whole days in my room
Staring at the wall
it’s been 6 whole month since fall
When I last smelled your perfume
Handcuffs and straightjackets
Couldn’t even stop me
From crushing my head in the bracket
I think I’m going crazy

And I don’t know why
After all this time
I still want to make you mine
Oh god I’m not doing fine

I know there’s no way back
It wasn’t right and that’s a fact
I also know that you don’t mind
So please tell me why
I Still think about you

I thought I saw you the other day
In the street
It turned out to be someone
I didn’t care to meet
My friends think I’m depressed
But they don’t know
I’m going fucking insane
And it’s gonna start to show

And I don’t know why
After all this time
I still say I’m doing fine
Oh god I’m losing my mind

I know there’s no way back
It wasn’t right and that’s a fact
I also know that you don’t mind
So please tell me why
I Still think about you
Track Name: The Bitch Won't Stop
It’s happened a thousand times before
And I don’t seem to understand
I should have tried next door
I should have taken the upper hand
My friends keep telling me
Dude she’s very ugly
But like innocent bait
I accepted her blind date

Because when I need
to prove my manhood
To all I will agree
But I’m not sure I should
And as she keeps talking
I’m looking at the clock
But the bitch won’t stop
The bitch won’t stop no!

She talks about her past
She talks about her ex
She should know It won’t last
I’m only looking for sex
My low standards
So it would seem
Go hand in hand
With her low self esteem

Because when I need
to prove my manhood
To all I will agree
But I’m not sure I should
And as she keeps talking
I’m looking at the clock
But the bitch won’t stop
The bitch won’t stop no!

Then finally we had some privacy
After my release my mind is at peace
I go to leave, walk out the door
But she holds me back, she wants to talk some more
Track Name: XXX-Mas
It’s Christmas Eve, another family reunion
I’m not sure I want to go
Parents, uncles, aunts and cousins
Try to get along, it’s a hell of a show
Make small talk, pretend to give a shit
They know it’s fake so don’t worry about it
I need a beer just to calm my nerves
My god damn family’s all that I deserve

I had too much to drink and now I feel fine
Cause of my mix of rye, whiskey and wine
She may be my cousin, but she looks pretty good
It’s XXX-mas in the back wood

I’m pretty messed up now, I’m talking pretty loud
Lost all control on what I say
Like giving a show for a bad crowd
Any moral principle I will betray
Tomorrow morning, when I’m more aware
I’m sure I’ll regret that I didn’t care
I know it’s wrong, but in my mind it seems right
I’m pretty damn sure I’ll fuck my cousin tonight

I had too much to drink and now I feel fine
Cause of my mix of rye, whiskey and wine
She may be my cousin, but she looks pretty good
It’s XXX-mas in the back wood
Track Name: Easier to Be an Asshole
As far I as can remember
I’ve always been such a loser
Figured out I’ll never be with her
Obvious for such a friend zoner
I ended up growing up
And finally not caring so much
I get my courage from a cup
And look for someone I can touch

I tried to explain, hoping you’d understand
Instead of listening you undid my pants
Seeing you on your knees playing with my pole
I decided It was easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier

I know when what I do is right
But you seem to like it when It’s wrong
I’m stuck with impulses I can’t fight
To my morals, I say so long
You wouldn’t have looked twice
If I hadn’t been like this
That I’ve never been in your sights
Is what makes me really pissed

I tried to explain, hoping you’d understand
Instead of listening you undid my pants
Seeing you on your knees playing with my pole
I decided It was easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier

In some ways I take pleasure playing with your mind
And honestly It’s never been my kind
I’ve always been to same guy, you are just so blind
But he disappears when you let me take you from behind

I tried to explain, hoping you’d understand
Instead of listening you undid my pants
Seeing you on your knees playing with my pole
I decided It was easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier to be an asshole (Woho)
It’s so much easier